Inspired by The Drift’s Issue Five cover (itself inspired by the December 1922 edition of the socialist magazine The Liberator), this ample 18’’ x 14.5’’ cotton tote watches your back, counterpoises the male gaze, bestows 20/20 utopian vision, and opens your third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh eyes. Go forth, see, and be seen!

Note: We work hard to ship items as promptly as we can, but we’re a tiny team without an office. Please allow up to two weeks for your order to arrive.